Blame My Virgo Moon (Never Trust A Gemini) follows Cat Phillips, a witty, astrology-loving teen whose life spirals into friendship drama, a spicy love triangle, and plenty of glamour. This contemporary young adult novel is perfect for readers ages 14–18 who crave sharp humor, honest romance, and a story that welcomes self-discovery with a wink of cosmic flair.

Blame My Virgo Moon is written in Cat’s lively, first-person voice, moving with fast-paced chapters that feel like catching up with a best friend. The book centers on Cat’s loyalties as she navigates a crush on her swoonsome girlfriend, Morgan Delaney, while a rival influencer, Siobhan Collingdale, shakes up the school’s social scene and the race for Head Girl. Against this backdrop, the gender-indifferent school production of Romeo and Juliet becomes a playful mirror for the characters’ choices, adding humor, heart, and a pinch of drama. The experience blends relatable teen emotions with astrological wit, making growth feel funny, reachable, and true to who Cat is.

• Character-driven storytelling through Cat Phillips’s voice, balancing humor, heart, and big feelings
• Romance, friendship, and self-discovery set against a chic, chaotic teen world
• Astrology-flavored humor and relatable zodiac vibes
• A lively school setting anchored by a modern production of Romeo and Juliet
• Clear, accessible writing with brisk pacing that makes the story easy to dive into
• Themes of trust, authenticity, and staying true to yourself

After finishing Blame My Virgo Moon, readers will feel affirmed in choosing honesty over drama, confident in who they are, and amused by Cat’s unforgettable journey through love, friendship, and self-trust. It’s a warm, funny reminder that being true to yourself is the best kind of star power.